Today's Random Rant:

We've all been there: staring blankly at a blank page, willing to do just about anything but the thing that's staring us in the face. Fear not! Our expert procrastinators have compiled the ultimate guide to getting absolutely nothing done:

Step 1: Bake a cake, not a book report Step 2: Watch cat videos for hours Step 3: Learn to play 'World of Warcraft' Step 4: Create a time machine in Excel Step 5: Build a fortress in Minecraft